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| 08:44am 24/07/2002 |
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mood:  mellow music: Lovesick-by ME
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I'm really glad Clash showed up- I needed someone to polish the silver-wear.
After a truckload of thought, I've decided that Riot's a real LOSER. Sure, he's a hunk-asaurus with a butt harder than steel cool threads, but Pizzazz demands RESPECT. If that jerk's STUPID enough to chase Flamingo-Head when he's got someone as perfect as ME, he can go TAKE A HIKE. I've got other options.
And another thing. That pork chop I dropped on my lap at Rock Hard Cafe, was 'cause of the lousy waitress who bumped into me. Get that straight, Roxy. It had nothin' to do with Riot. And it was a good thing too-'cause it tasted like crap, anyway. |
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| Ya Know.. |
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| 07:17am 20/07/2002 |
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mood:  hot music: You got ONE guess, BUSTER
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People always ask me-"what's it like to be so incredibly gorgeous, Pizzazz"?
I say it's great. I really should become a model.
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(5 inferiors | There ain't nobody better) |
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| 10:27pm 11/07/2002 |
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mood:  busy music: Congratulations To Me (because I RULE)
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Stormer the softy bugged me to get her a journal. And for what? So she could tell me I'm "bossy".
Twerp.
In other news, Harriete Horn FINALLY agreed to put us on her crap-ass show. She's doin' a segment on famous royalty tomorrow. 'Course, Eric had to pull some strings...and a couple thousand dollar bills, but we won't get into that.
Speaking of Royals, Jetta's obviously still livin' in la-la land, thinking she's gonna hang out with them. I think she's actually goin' that "CyberLand" virtual reality club. She goes so much, they got a special 3D helmet reserved just for her. Not to mention the fact that half of the House of Royals CROAKED. Ah well. Makes things entertaining 'round here.
Oh yeah. We won another Battle of the Bands, this weekend. (yawn) Must've slipped my mind. But that's just because there ain't nobody better than me, and it's expected. Guess I'll throw the trophy on the fireplace mantle with the other 800 I have.
Get off your butts to buy our stuff (and make me more rich than I already am!)
http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&ITEM=296571 |
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| 09:06pm 08/07/2002 |
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mood:  devious music: My own
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Techrat's such a weirdo.
I dropped his new thingymagigger today, and think I broke it. Piece of trash. And so what? Daddy can pay for the parts. Hell, Daddy can buy the whole assembly line, if he wants.
But Mr. Invento-Boy didn't see it that way. All he could do was hissssssssss at me...like a constipated SNAKE.
That's right, folks. Leave it to ERIC to dig up nutcases like this.
The guy's a creep. "Genius" my zebra-printed thong. Ya just look at him funny and he starts freaking. A real shame for him, 'cause I'd probably bang his bones if he weren't such a wacko.
Hahahaha! I'll bet the only action he gets is fondling his gadgets.
Hey, hey, hey! Eric and him should get together, ya know? They seem to have a whole lot in common! |
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| Oh. My. GOD. |
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| 08:44am 03/07/2002 |
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mood:  shocked music: Me, Me, Me
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Don't ask me how an illiterate boob like Roxy managed to figure out how to get a journal, let alone write in one.
Hey ROXY! Does your dog do your typing for ya, or do you play "pick a key" and hope to strike it lucky?
Hahahahaha!!
Poor Wil' Woxy! Probably can't even read that I'm mocking her stupidness. |
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| 09:27pm 29/06/2002 |
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mood: content music: My own (idiot)
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Check it out! I'm now accessible to all of my adoring fans...electronically, anyway. That's right, kiddies. Look all ya want, but I'll break your heads you if you try and touch.
Ok. So start with the drooling, fawning and general butt-kissing, will ya? I had to nag Daddy for a whole hour to set up this thing for me. And all I gotta say is 'you little people BETTER be grateful!'
YEAH! Technology ROCKS. I think I managed to make my journal look almost half as cool as I do. Maybe I'll call up Zipper and have him arsonize Jem and her Group of Sissy Shits' shack again, to celebrate. |
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