Pizzazz, of The Misfits

I Got Only One Thing To Say..

Tue, 13 Aug 2002 03:16:59 GMT

CREAM is so totally 70's.

Get with it, Blondie!

STUPID MEN

Wed, 24 Jul 2002 13:08:43 GMT

I'm really glad Clash showed up- I needed someone to polish the silver-wear.

After a truckload of thought, I've decided that Riot's a real LOSER. Sure, he's a hunk-asaurus with ~~a butt harder than steel~~ cool threads, but Pizzazz demands

RESPECT.

If that jerk's STUPID enough to chase Flamingo-Head when he's got someone as perfect as ME, he can go TAKE A HIKE. I've got other options.

And another thing. That pork chop I dropped on my lap at Rock Hard Cafe, was 'cause of the lousy waitress who bumped into me. Get that straight, Roxy. It had nothin' to do with Riot. And it was a good thing too-'cause it tasted like crap, anyway.

Eww. GROSS!!

Sat, 20 Jul 2002 22:10:07 GMT

Since it was my own ingenius idea to go get a LiveJournal, a bunch of followers who pine to be like me, decided to follow in my footsteps. But now, the Pink Dust Mop's here too! And with all 'er talk about faith and hope and brotherly love.. (gag)

Eric-DO something!

I think I'm gonna hurl.

Ya Know..

Sat, 20 Jul 2002 11:25:10 GMT

People always ask me-"what's it like to be so incredibly gorgeous, Pizzazz"?

I say it's great. I really should become a model.

Stuff

Fri, 12 Jul 2002 02:32:21 GMT

Stormer the softy bugged me to get her a journal. And for what? So she could tell me I'm "bossy".

Twerp.

In other news, Harriete Horn FINALLY agreed to put us on her crap-ass show. She's doin' a segment on famous royalty tomorrow. 'Course, Eric had to pull some strings...and a couple thousand dollar bills, but we won't get into that.

Speaking of Royals, Jetta's obviously still livin' in la-la land, thinking she's gonna hang out with them. I think she's actually goin' that "CyberLand" virtual reality club. She goes so much, they got a special 3D helmet reserved just for her. Not to mention the fact that half of the House of Royals CROAKED. Ah well. Makes things entertaining 'round here.

Oh yeah. We won another Battle of the Bands, this weekend. (yawn) Must've slipped my mind. But that's just because there ain't nobody better than me, and it's expected. Guess I'll throw the trophy on the fireplace mantle with the other 800 I have.

Get off your butts to buy our stuff (and make me more rich than I already am!)

http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&ITEM=296571

Blah

Tue, 09 Jul 2002 01:09:51 GMT

Techrat's such a weirdo.

I dropped his new thingymagigger today, and think I broke it. Piece of trash. And so what? Daddy can pay for the parts. Hell, Daddy can buy the whole assembly line, if he wants.

But Mr. Invento-Boy didn't see it that way. All he could do was hissssssssss at me...like a constipated SNAKE.

That's right, folks. Leave it to ERIC to dig up nutcases like this.

The guy's a creep. "Genius" my zebra-printed thong. Ya just look at him funny and he starts freaking. A real shame for him, 'cause I'd probably bang his bones if he weren't such a wacko.

Hahahaha! I'll bet the only action he gets is fondling his gadgets.

Hey, hey, hey! Eric and him should get together, ya know? They seem to have a whole lot in common!

All Hail The Artist That Is ME

Wed, 03 Jul 2002 20:15:58 GMT

Hey Jem, ya never looked better! What do ya use? Miracle Growth?

Oh. My. GOD.

Wed, 03 Jul 2002 12:44:59 GMT

Don't ask me how an illiterate boob like Roxy managed to figure out how to get a journal, let alone write in one.

Hey ROXY! Does your dog do your typing for ya, or do you play "pick a key" and hope to strike it lucky?

Hahahahaha!!

Poor Wil' Woxy! Probably can't even read that I'm mocking her stupidness.

CREEP

Tue, 02 Jul 2002 13:14:57 GMT

So some chump dared to call me PHYLIS today. (screech) Was this joker's idea of a bluff or somethin', that JUST WASN'T FUNNY. Like I told that incompetant excuse for an EMPLOYEE of mine (yeah, YOU Eric)...

DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT!!!!

How'd ya like a knuckle sandwhich, LOSER?

Pizzazz is my name, and don't you forget it!

Woah...

Sun, 30 Jun 2002 01:30:18 GMT

Check it out! I'm now accessible to all of my adoring fans...electronically, anyway. That's right, kiddies. Look all ya want, but I'll break your heads you if you try and touch.

Ok. So start with the drooling, fawning and general butt-kissing, will ya? I had to nag Daddy for a whole hour to set up this thing for me. And all I gotta say is 'you little people BETTER be grateful!'

I'M THE BEST!!!!!!!!

YEAH! Technology ROCKS. I think I managed to make my journal look almost half as cool as I do. Maybe I'll call up Zipper and have him arsonize Jem and her Group of Sissy Shits' shack again, to celebrate.